they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Boobs speak an international language.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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