jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We don't watch enough power rangers
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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