I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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