New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Randomize