I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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