So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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