doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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