Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
