She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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