it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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