Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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