Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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