She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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