WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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