Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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