yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I could make wine with my vomit
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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