Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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