Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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