kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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