so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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