i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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