Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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