im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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