I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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