i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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