Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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