i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
