shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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