In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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