Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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