Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
