I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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