the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Moan for me like Helen Keller
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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