so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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