OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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