Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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