Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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