problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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