scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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