38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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