bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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