Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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