You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize