You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I need help removing her.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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