You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Ladies don't puke and tell
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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