She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
