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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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