Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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