Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
They are going to name an STD after you.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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