so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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