You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
