Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i came on her dog
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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