I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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