Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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